Top Ten Reasons to Come Out of the Womb

Written by my sister to Natalie (and edited slightly by me!)

10. It's dark in there.

9. Breast milk is so much better than placenta.

8. Independence. You realize you're basically symbiotic, right?

7. We have so many pairs of Crocs for you out here!

6. You're already in a textbook, so why wouldn't you want to come out?

5. Your dog looks like an elfin wolf.

4. Allens are never late.

3. Birth will be fun. It's once in a lifetime.

2. We need another Allen with a birthday on the 18th.

1. WE CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER TO MEET YOU!!!!