Best job description ever

From the Polyface Farm website, for an apprentice job:

"Bright eyed, bushy-tailed, self-starter, eager-beaver, situationally aware, go-get-‘em, teachable, positive, non-complaining, grateful, rejoicing, get'er-done, dependable, faithful, perseverant, take-responsibility, clean-cut, all American boy-girl appearance characters. We are very, very, very discriminatory."